Posted 5 days ago

Some days you just feel attractive. #OOTD #FluteSolo #MinionPunchingBag

Posted 6 days ago

m4rcobodt:

m4rcobodt:

THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE

  • male
  • female
  • heterosexual
  • homosexual
  • pansexual
  • asexual
  • bisexual
  • cis
  • trans
  • non binary

THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE

  • an asshole
  • a goose

this post wasn’t even about social justice it was about my hatred of geese

Don’t tell me it’s not okay to be an asshole. Fuck you

Posted 6 days ago
fleshisheaven:

justgoddesses:

http://justgoddesses.tumblr.com/

Look at that anus just winking with pleasure

Holy crap, it’s kind of mesmerizing ^^^

fleshisheaven:

justgoddesses:

http://justgoddesses.tumblr.com/

Look at that anus just winking with pleasure

Holy crap, it’s kind of mesmerizing ^^^

Posted 6 days ago

This is an example of my last post to show you how to do it in case you don’t get the video. Enjoy guys, I just did this. How fortunate that they made a new one.

Posted 6 days ago

Tumblr Savior

This is for people who follow “big blogs” that always spam stuff about celebrities and how they looked when they were younger or 123 foods that you didn’t know make you fat. If you have chrome, I highly recommend using it. Just type in the source link and voila, no more stupid ass posts that you don’t want to see.

I blocked the googl ones and the absolute funniest posts websites and they haven’t popped up since. The cool thing is that it shows you where the post would have been and says it was blocked. I hope you guys use it. 

Posted 6 days ago
Is that Kim Kardashian looking for attention?

Is that Kim Kardashian looking for attention?

(Source: dieandsing)

Posted 6 days ago
Posted 6 days ago

orangewave:

when you go over your legs shaving like 5 times in the shower but when you get out and dry off it’s like
image

Posted 6 days ago

driving-in-the-sampala:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

First

(Source: penceyprepofficial)

Posted 6 days ago
Posted 6 days ago
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
*FIST PUMPS FOREVER*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

*FIST PUMPS FOREVER*

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

Posted 6 days ago

yggdrasilly:

These men are perfection. [x]

Posted 6 days ago
Master, it smells like wood, I would like some.

Master, it smells like wood, I would like some.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Posted 6 days ago

delete-ur-blog:

it’s past tents

Everyone knows that when you go past a tent, your hair gets cuted.

(Source: southmost)

Posted 6 days ago
I think the fact that his face is RIGHT in front of the guys phone is even better.

I think the fact that his face is RIGHT in front of the guys phone is even better.