Big Butt
- Albert: Did you know that anal sex makes the ass fatter?
- Me: I thought it was just hitting it from the back. You know doggy style.
- Albert: Nah you gotta put it in her ass.
- Me: Well you know what I'm gonna tell my girlfriend to do then. I'm going to tell her to buy a strap on and fuck my ass mad hard. I'll have a fat ass in no time.