Posts tagged sex

Posted 1 month ago
I’m pretty sure it’s still rape.

I’m pretty sure it’s still rape.

Posted 1 month ago
Smart man

Smart man

Posted 2 months ago
It’ll get you laid

It’ll get you laid

Posted 2 months ago

Confidence Boost

Now I’m a total pervert and I joke around a lot about my penis. I used to be pretty insecure about my dick but that left when I started having sex. The thing I love is the compliment after sex. I always hear guys talk about the awesome amount of girls they banged but never how a girl tells them that it was good. I pride myself in my sexual pleasing of women. I have heard plenty of different forms for thank you. They range from high fives, that was great with a lip bite, the walls tightening, the girl twitching, even body parts falling asleep on them, that was amazing (corny but true), but the best one I received today. Right as she gushed all over my genital region, she got up…shook, stared at my dick, and then said, ”God bless you.” Which was proceeded by an amazing blowjob. That was the whole point of this, there is more to tell after this but I doubt you people want to hear about it. Maybe if any of you are dirty enough to message me I’ll edit it with the whole story. Oh yeah, the worst part in this beautiful tale is that I never ejaculated, even in the rest of the story.

Posted 4 months ago
slitheringdown:

sexcandie:

Wheel of Fortune.

hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I wish

slitheringdown:

sexcandie:

Wheel of Fortune.

hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I wish

Posted 4 months ago

wearealwaysnaked:

Hello my name is _ _ _ and I Am A Sex Addict.

Follow us at wearealwaysnaked.tumblr.com

I have problems and tons of sex solves them.

(Source: gajoromario)

Posted 4 months ago
lochnissmonster:

youu know it.(;

Truth

lochnissmonster:

youu know it.(;

Truth

(Source: lovesexzodiac)

Posted 4 months ago

Doesn’t matter, had sex.

Posted 4 months ago

What if I’m the horse and I’m the one complaining?

Posted 4 months ago
She didn’t say shit.

She didn’t say shit.

Posted 4 months ago
I was really looking forward to having sex with that sheep.

I was really looking forward to having sex with that sheep.

Posted 5 months ago

4 day old sex addict.

Posted 5 months ago
Tetris got a little dirty at times.

Tetris got a little dirty at times.

Posted 5 months ago

R.I.P. Lucky, you did that to yourself.